The End is Near!
By the time you read this, I will probably have the Ebola Virus and will be mere days away from the family burying me out back in the garden alongside two of our long-deceased cats.
Yes, as you probably heard by now, the Ebola Virus has now struck the shores of the USA……….with those shores being right here in the Dallas, Texas area.
The word broke late yesterday afternoon on local TV news.
Within seconds, the countdown had begun.
“FOX NEWS BLAMES OBAMA IN 5…4….3….2…..1…..”
Panic set in almost immediately.
The local network TV stations did not even show the Nightly National News so that they could stay on the air to keep the public informed. Of course, by the time the Prime-Time shows were due to start, the chaos had calmed enough that regular programming was resumed.
During the endless live local news coverage, all the major stations had their helicopters circling the hospital where the infected person is isolated…….endlessly circling……and circling…….and circling……providing hours of endless views of every inch of the roof and exterior of the hospital…………while harried news anchors kept reminding viewers every 30 seconds that they were watching LIVE footage of the hospital………..you know, the hospital where the poor victim that will lead to the premature deaths of ALL OF US!!!………..is being treated.
THE DEATHS OF ALL OF US!!!
Two hours since word got out: Update
FOX NEWS NOW REPORTING THAT EBOLA OUTBREAK IN TEXAS WAS CRAFTED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IN ORDER TO DRAW MEDIA ATTENTION AWAY FROM SYRIA AND ISIS, WHICH WAS CRAFTED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IN ORDER TO DRAW MEDIA ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE CRISIS ON THE US/MEXICO BORDER, WHICH WAS CRAFTED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO DRAW MEDIA ATTENTION AWAY FROM OBAMACARE, WHICH WAS CRAFTED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO DRAW MEDIA ATTENTION AWAY FROM BENGHAZI.
Sad thing is many millions in the country actually will find that to be perfectly logical.
Three Hours since word got out: Update
Local Health Officials cannot release name of infected person. Cannot release details as to where exactly he was staying. Cannot release details as to businesses or locations he might have visited in Dallas area prior to going to hospital. Cannot release exact details on flights and airlines that he traveled on. Cannot release any information at all on this matter.
Asks public to report to health officials if they believe they may have had contact with this person. This person that they know nothing about, that they have no information on where he has been around town, who he may have contacted, etc. But hey, if ya got the sniffles, and ya live in North Texas, you might want to consult your Doctor.
Reporter asks Doctor as to the exact symptoms the victim was experiencing. Doctor cannot release that info due to privacy laws. Reporter asks Doctor what symptoms people are supposed to look out for. Doctor says “fever is one sign”…………
Within seconds……… 44,000 thousand people in North Texas, all with fevers, or those who think they have fever, start running for local emergency rooms.
The first rumblings of the total collapse of society as we know it has begun.
Time to check my pantry. Pretty bare. I better get to the store before the mass hysteria sets in. Oh wait, this is rural Texas……….. the mass hysteria will cause a run on the gun shops first…….. the grocery stores should be quiet for days yet.
My Sister-in-Law, who lives in Dallas, has chimed in, wondering if the infected person shopped at her local Target store. Christy, I would avoid the store if you see Haz-Mat trucks outside the next time you go there.
4 hours post news……
Dallas County has activated their Emergency Operations Center. Highly-trained personnel are now sitting in a darkened war-room watching endless hours of live coverage of the exterior of the hospital being provided by the media helicopters. (Except for one TV in the corner that is showing a “Big Bang Theory Rerun)
Update: 9:39PM
“Customer sneezes in local Wal-Mart, dozens injured in stampede out of building that ensued”
Like I said……
The end is near.
To be continued.